From my young friend Whitney, who house and dog sits for us from time to time.
Janie: Hang tight I’ll drop everything and go look, doofus.
Whitney: Lol. On the night stand thing or in that couch thing. (which is a chair and an ottoman. She must be exhausted and everything is blurring in her mind.)
Janie: Not that I can see.
Whitney: Well, shoot. I can’t find it anywhere.
Whitney: Found it!
Janie: Amazing. Can I go back to sleep now?
Whitney: I didn’t know you were sleeping! LOL thank you Mrs. Ma’am.
Janie: I wasn’t! I just wanted to mess with ya.
Whitney: Haha. Thanks, Janie. I love you, too.
Janie texts back: Love you, doll.
It's never boring around here.