Yeah. Mornings. I’m allergic to them.
I want to sleep in.
But...I have dogs. That wake up around 5:30, wanting to go outside.
So, while I’m up, letting them out, I feed them. And I go back to bed while they eat. Just for a minute.
Then, they roll back into the bed, taking up all the space, and absolutely having to be under the covers, where they snore.
People, if I know one thing, I know this: it is so hard to get up when there are white noise makers (dog snorers) in your bed.
You have never heard anything more peaceful than my dogs snoring.
It’s rhythmic. It’s sonorous. It makes your breathing slow down, and your stress dissipate.
I could record and market this stuff, I swear.
Happy Tuesday!