Phishing, Schmishing!

I get spam mail all the time.  Phish mail.  You know, the kind that try to get you to give them information?

These stupid people must think I’m more stupid than they.

Here’s an example of the bulk of the email.  I bet I received 10 of these emails in the last week, each from a different email address.  Idiots.
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Now that you've perused that finely worded email, this is what I'd like to reply back to them.  I won't, but I WANT to…and badly.

Dear Mark at Perfect Impact Signs.com

1. Do you think I can’t see your email address? And that it has zero to do with any insurance?
2. A sure sign of a scam/spam/phish is misspelled words.  You get an A+ on misspelling, dude.
3. Your grammar sucks.
4. I wouldn’t click on that link if my life depended on it.
5. Let’s see.  $3 a week X 52 weeks is $156.  Do you really think you can insure one of my vehicles for that, per year?  Much less 4 vehicles?   Yeah.  That’s what I thought.
6. Why don’t you go get a real job, you dork?

Okay.  Rant over.

I’m going to go drive my insured vehicle now.  Straight to my job - you know, the one where I work, so I can pay insurance. Like every other red-blooded American (supposedly).

Have a good day!

Gotta Know When To Fold 'Em

I received an invitation today from the Islands of the Bahamas.

I should take them up on it.  It's probably legit.  It looks legit.  It even has a Facebook push to it.  But nah...

I’m scared to put my information in the blanks.  I mean, isn't that a form of phishing?  Though I'd love to go fishing in the Bahamas.  For fish, people.  For fish.

Color me chicken.

Speaking of chicken, surely you’ve seen this... blog post - it cracked me up.