Fetch! Fetch! It's Magic!!

I thought I’d share this picture with you.

You’re going to have to use your imagination, because I don’t think I can recreate the scenario.

Remember, yesterday, I told you Zack the Wonderdog was walking wounded?  Had multiple stitches from a hunting accident?

Well, he’s a stitch licker.  So, the veterinarian put one of those collars on him, to keep him from licking his wounds.

It’s flexible, and ties on.  I let him sleep without it last night, and put it back on him this morning before I put both dogs in the outside kennel.

(Here’s a picture of it.  Now mind you, Zack is super drunk in this picture, on whatever cocktail they gave him pre-surgery.)

I came home to let them out of the kennel at lunch.

I walk to the kennel gate, and Zanna and Zack meet me at the door.  Everybody looks great, so I’m smiling.

And then, I realize...Zanna has Zack’s wound collar in her mouth.  Totally intact, and still tied.

And 100% off Zack’s neck.

She's strutting her stuff like she has the world's biggest pheasant in her mouth.

What the ???

Not only that, but... 

How the ???

See?  I told you.  It’s never boring around here.