Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Perfect Novel Start for a Romantic Woman Who....Oh, Snap. Wait.


He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow, and guided me into a room, his room.

Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.
"Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.
And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine to my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say...
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"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."


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18 comments:

  1. I'll take two flights to anywhere, with immediate return flights, then decide while standing in the airport where I'm going next.

    Does standing in line, waving my hands in the air and crying "ME! Take me next!" apply as stalking on my part?

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  2. Dirty, sneaky security folks. :-)

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  3. Adding insult to injury, you can't even smoke any more, after an experience like that!

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  4. Oh my! Is it me or is it getting warm in here?

    I'm with Dana. I want to go on a flight to anywhere right now!

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  5. guess i need to book a flight soon... :)

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  6. Um, well, ah. . . . Interesting reverie while standing in line to board a plane (usually a very boring experience). A good and creative use of time.
    Will this passage appear in your next book?

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  7. I want a full description of the uniform, please.

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  8. I SOOOO needed to laugh this hard today!!!

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  9. rofl rofl rofl all I can do is sit here and laugh..

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  10. What an unexpected ending, hahaha! Love it.

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  11. You should know it seems you are always flying off someplace:)

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  12. It really has been a long time since I took a plane anywhere--I think I'm due! :-)))

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  13. Oh you "ain't" right!
    That Texas sun has scalded yore brain, woman!

    Now, that was funny!

    I was reading and thinking to myself, this man better be gorgeous! But then I lost interest at his calloused hands. . . . must be the "water" I drink. hmmmmmm ;)

    I was getting upset when I realized, this "ain't" that guy she loves! This man needs to back down!

    But, never mind, get on that flight and get the heck out of there!

    Looks like you were causing some folks to want to keep reading! Have you considered writing for Harlequin? You might be onto somethin'.

    You keep me laughing, sister-girl!

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  14. BTW, I nominated you for an award. Go to my place and see for yourself. WHY? Cos, I jus luv yu, Janie.

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  15. This was hilarious! I haven't flown in a while...I sure hope this doesn't happen to me....on second thought! ;O)
    Blessings, Joanne

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  16. Jeez, some women have all the luck! Boston, Phoenix, and Midway: none of them did this. They did irradiate my cane, though! How awesome is that?

    Dropping by from Sharon's because I do what I'm told.

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  17. HA! That is too freaking funny! I was expecting a "doctor" to say,"Okay, you can get dressed now." or something of the sort.

    Yours was better! Good one, Janie! Thanks for the LinkedIn invite! This little ditty made the day!

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