My trainer you’ve gotta be getting tired of hearing about her laughed at me today.
Not sure if it was because I couldn’t do the freakin’ plank, whatever that is, (and I know what the celebrated plank is, believe me) or some-other awful thing she wanted me to contort and do, and by the way, do 20 repetitions each side. No wonder I'm falling down on the stupid toilet. I swear it would be easier to wet my pants.
I told her, huffing and puffing and sweating like a hog running from a 55mph Polaris, “I’m going to get better, I promise.”
And she said, “I know.” In my head, I could hear a little sneer "bwahahaha, my pretty, I'm going to GET you!"
Me: “I’ve gotta quit whining and just rope the hell up.”
She: “Girl. You don’t whine at all. I have one client that tells me no for 30 minutes of her workout.”
Me: “No? It’s an option? Seriously?”
She: “I mean she tells me she’s not going to do the exercises I ask her to do...for about half of her hour.”
In my head: “Dang. I mean, what’s the freakin’ point of coming at all? That woman MUST be a bit** RICH.”
:)))
ReplyDeletehey Janie xoxox
I just had a coughing fit. I consider that exercise. (I used my abdominal muscles) When (if) I stand up, I'll be using thigh muscles.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will think of you when I break a sweat. lol
Ha! Must be nice to have cash to burn. She does use of some calories, though, with all that complaining.
ReplyDeleteSee that--you're no whiny-butt Janie Girl! ;)
Summertime, and the butts are goin' crazy...:)
ReplyDeleteThis is good, I worked as a trainer and heard it all, I like how you said all from your point of view.I put out some cheese and crackers a few times to go with all the whines.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny and you're right! I hear patients all day in the dental office where I work that complain and say they don't want to be there--One day when someone starts about how much they hate the dentist, I'm going to say 'well no one is holding a gun to your head to be here.'
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're sticking to this--I have a gym membership and haven't been since I got the puppy--You're giving me the inspiration to return!