If you’re a faithful reader, you’ll know that I’ve been traveling like crazy lately.
Which translates to lots of rental cars, airlines, hotels, and TSA Peeps checking you out through the “I Can See Every Organ In Your Body” Scanner.
It’s the underwire to my bra. It had worked almost completely out of my bra and was almost sticking out of my shirt. It looked like the curved end of a scythe on the xRay scanner.