Saturday, January 15, 2011

Identity Crisis

I just found out I've been had.

I've always been told I'm a Libra.  Fair, just, yadda, yadda, yadda.  You know, I can be a bi**h, but I'm a nice bi**h...and lots of times, people never know they've just been slapped up side da head.

Now all sources point to the fact I'm a Virgo. Perfectionist, analytical, yadda, yadda, yadda.  Just a bi**h.  A pretty one, but...

I feel a little schizophrenic, in a balanced by the scales though analytical type of way.  Not that I would be overly critical or emotional or anything.

Do they have medicine for horoscope identity crisis moments?

Guess that's why they call them horrorscopes.  Now MOVE!


  1. Oh thank goodness! I'm still a Virgo! I don't have to go through all this turmoil everyone is experiencing!

  2. Horuss - i'm here to entertain!

    Joanie - I bet that was in your horoscope...

  3. I'm, a virgo dedicated, loyal, earthy and true nature girl..

  4. Huh, I'm a Libra, too. And not going to believe all this baloney until I've read everything there is about it and weighed all the evidence.


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