Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dry, Dry, Dry...How Dry Is It?

Received this via e-mail, and edited it a little...

It’s so dry here in Texas, that if we all cried huge tears for an hour, it would be more moisture than we've seen in 10 months! 

Other reports received:
  • A buddy out of Longview Tx.  said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.  
  • A man in Dime Box Tx.  said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
  • In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
  • But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
  • It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.  
Now, people, THAT's Dry!


  1. ha ha! love it!!! and sadly, quite true!

  2. Those are great!!!

    I especially like the last one, so funny!

  3. ROFL these are good! Well darn I was going to send these to Texwisgirl but I see she has seen them LOL.

  4. Oh my goodness, that's too funny!! I hope you get some moisture there soon. It's hot here, but we've had a good rain every few weeks. Praying some your way!! :)


  5. LOL! That is bone dry. And I thought it was dry here in the northeast. Yikes.

  6. wine back into water...snort...

    it was 104 today...out of the sun...tomorrow is supposed to be hotter...ugh....

  7. Too funny. It sounds like this weather is hitting all of us.

  8. THANKS for a grin--It's so hot here, I'm drinking hot chocolate to cool off...

  9. those were great! I especially liked the last one! congrats on being selected by the goddess as a post of the week!

  10. Funny stuff and I too liked the last line! We recently came out of a ten year drought that ended with record flooding! If it ain't one thing it's another! Lovely shots of the new baby, skite!

  11. High five, fellow sufferer of this Texas heat.

  12. p.s. I've driven through Old Dime Box, Texas on the way to Bryan, Texas.



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