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It’s so dry here in Texas, that if we all cried huge tears for an hour, it would be more moisture than we've seen in 10 months!
Other reports received:
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.