Dry, Dry, Dry...How Dry Is It?

Received this via e-mail, and edited it a little...


It’s so dry here in Texas, that if we all cried huge tears for an hour, it would be more moisture than we've seen in 10 months! 


Other reports received:

• A buddy out of Longview Tx.  said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.  
• A man in Dime Box Tx.  said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
• But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
• It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.  

Now, people, THAT's Dry!