Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Not A Small Competition

ThatManILove and I have been on the same diet for 10 days.  

He has lost 13 lbs in the same time that I’ve lost hardly anything.  We’ve been eating the exact same meals.  

I’m working out. I’m working out every other day, but I just finished 10 days for 10 days of working out daily.

He’s not. He’s not working out AT ALL.

This morning, he said, “Babe.  You’re losing inches, I can see it.”

I just looked at him.

He said: “Okay.  Maybe you’re just gaining brain cells.”

If he dies by my hand, will y’all please hire me the best lawyer ever?

I’m a dang good shot.  The guys around here tease me about being Annie Oakley.

I was so distressed when he gave me his weight report this morning.

You know what the twerp did?

He went and got dressed.  Put on a heavy vest.  Then, his heavy wool coat.

And then he weighed.

He says, just to make me feel better.

It didn’t work.

Maybe I should just sit on him.







10 comments:

  1. He would weigh more pumped full of lead.

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    1. I read him your post and he cracked up!!!

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  2. I bet he takes an enema before he weights. Well, if he is like me...Judy tells me I am full of it all the time. Soooo...a couple of good flushes and he is lighter. Cheat!

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    1. I'm going to tell him you said that and see if he confesses.

      Well, that may be TMI.

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  3. Just keep trying, imagine what would happen if you stopped now and he didn't

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  4. That's a man for you! They lose a pound to our one eight of one.

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  5. If you are working out, you are likely gaining muscle -- so the scale may not be telling you the complete story. :)

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  6. He must have had so much more to lose than you. He needs the head start. ;)

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